Gwyneth Paltrow’s GOOP Christmas gift guide is as outrageous as ever with SEVEN vibrators and $18K ring

Hollywood icon Gwyneth Paltrow has released her famous GOOP Christmas gift guide.

And the list is as outrageous as ever with seven vibrators and even a Kiki de Montparnasse ‘goop-Exclusive Voyage Kit’ that includes sex toys. Sex oil is also available: the GOOP Wellness Sex Oil is $55.

And she doesn’t forget the men: GOOP offers a Arcwave Arcwave Ion for $199. ‘An air-pulsing sex toy for penis owners,’ the description reads.

Then there are a number of pricey things like an $18K diamond and gold ring.

Also available is food: she listed Russian Osetra Caviar, which is $630 for 125 grams. And for $79 a Levain Bakery Signature Cookie Assortment can be yours. A box of citrus from Ojai is $88.

Another winner: Celestial Star Signs Chocolate Gift Box for $81. Then there is a loaf of bread from Italy that costs $65.

‘Gwyneth knows what you want this holiday season. #goopGiftGuides,’ it read on her Instagram post from GOOP. 

There is plenty of jewelry too. 

There is a $18,250 gold and diamond ring Nina Runsdorf as well as a diamond and gold necklace from Erdre for $9,500.

Clothing includes basic items.

There is a G. Label by goop cashmere turtleneck for $595.00. ‘Soft pleats at the shoulders give it that classic goop look,’ said the catalog..

There is a matching G. Label by goop Slim Stretch Pant for $595.00.

A plain jersey dress in gray is $895 for some reason. 

The G. Label by GOOP exaggerated double-breasted overcoat is $1,295.00 

Three small candles from The Maker are $125 – that is a steep price but the scents sound adventurous: Pistachio Croissant, Café, and Cherry Apricot Jam. 

Goop Beauty features Gwyneth’s Dry Skin Kit for $335.

The Westman Atelier Lip Suede Matte Lipstick for $50 seems quite expensive.

The latest trend – mouth tape for sleeping – is also listed for almost $25. Body balance magnets and a red light hat also seen trendy.

A LYMA Laser Starter Kit is $2,695: ‘This next-level, near-infrared clinic grade laser delivers real (and pretty incredible) results for wrinkles, firmness, and more,’ says the description.

Kathy Hilton is a fan. 

Even Scrunchies are pricey on this list: the Skinny Scrunchie Cracker is $65. ‘Eight of the much-obsessed-over silk scrunchies in a chic holiday cracker,’ it reads.

Socks from Lucky Honey are $16. 

And she hawks DTF from GOOP wellness which helps get people in sexy moods.

There is even a bicycle on the roundup: a Linus Roadster 7i for $1,029. 

One of the best deals on the list is the Parisian Picnic Basket $99.

Some items, like a $99 sleep mask, is already sold out. 

Paltrow wore an elegant pale gray mid-calf length dress with her blonde hair down as she was seen next to a yellow NYC taxi cab for the promotional video.