Chris Hansen shared his brutally honest review of Robert Pattinson’s “bizarre” portrayal of him after watching “Primetime.” “It was so bizarre and so in-and-out of reality,” the journalist said on his “Have A Seat With Chris Hansen” podcast Friday. “Obviously, I’m not objective because the character is, you know, me, but it was so detached from reality or anything I’ve experienced then or now doing the investigation,” he added. “I’m not sure what the point of it was.” Hansen, who famously caught alleged pedophiles on “To Catch a Predator” from 2004 to 2007, criticized Pattinson’s performance, saying his “version of Chris Hansen” was “so…