Live from the med spa, it’s Chloe Fineman!
The “Saturday Night Live” comedian, 37, gave her Instagram followers a peek at her personal collection of post-procedure selfies on Sunday, showing off an array of photos featuring swollen cheeks, puffy lips and splotchy, red skin — apparently the aftermath of various cosmetic treatments.
“Can we normalize having a ‘Botched’ iPhone photo album?” Fineman joked in the caption.
In a voiceover accompanying the post, the “Big Mouth” voice actress noted that, “Every year, hundreds of women will say they’re going on a trip or visiting family in Connecticut. But really, they’ll be going ham at a med spa doing crazy s—t like laser stuff, salmon j—z, sculptra plaster or whatever the hell this was.”
The sketch comedy queen added that these women “will hide themselves away in caves like bears while taking hundreds of selfies like this they’ll send to friends and family who will lie and say, ‘It’s not that bad,.’”
“This year, I pledge to stop the cycle,” she concluded, before landing the punchline: “Just kidding, I’m going Friday.”
The bit clearly struck a nerve with her famous friends. Lisa Rinna and Lindsay Lohan each jumped into the comments with a series of cry-laughing emojis, while Keleigh Teller called the post “a work of art.”
Keke Palmer chimed in with a compliment and a request, writing, “You always looked good but I do feel you became like 17 real quick. Dm me the deets.”
Comedian Annie Sertich reminisced about Fineman’s dedication to the stage, commenting, “I’ll never forget when you sent me a selfie and said… ‘Do you think I can still perform tonight at The Groundlings? It’s not that bad.’”
This isn’t the first time the Berkeley, Calif., native has opened up about cosmetic mishaps. In an April 2024 interview with Into The Gloss, Fineman admitted she’s at “peak med spa mistake age,” detailing unexpectedly over-filled lips and an accidental Fraxel treatment before her first Met Gala.
“It all turned dark during COVID,” she told the publication. “When they lifted enough restrictions in LA, I was like ‘This is the time to get Botox, because no one will see me for probably six months.’ But then I couldn’t lift my forehead until right when we came back to work—and for comedy and acting, you want to be able to move your face.”
At least she can laugh about it now.
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